[whamlastchristmas]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[oatbee]

existing is exhausting 

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[smallmanbigplans]

i am a small cat and god is just picking me up by the armpits

Anonymous asked:

what's your morning routine

setheverman answered:

suffering

[jay-sherman]

Me as a college professor

[jvedi]

fashionably late? more like anxiously early